Benedict XVI

So there is a new pope, this doesn't really affect me, not being Catholic, but it is funny to read about.
Depending on your source he is either a German neo-Nazi, or a young man who fled the Hitler youth corp and spent time in American prisoner of war camps until he was released and rejoined the seminary.
I'm guessing the latter is closer to the truth but watch for smear jobs as the new pontif takes over.