My coffee is hot

Maybe it's global warming?

In an effort to become completely irrelevant Al Gore has actually managed to write the punch lines for everyone, which really takes some of the pressure off of Jay Leno's writers.

Name any malady and we can find Al Gore speaking at some university or "green" activist group claiming that global warming is the cause. Lot's of hurricanes? global warming! Cold in the winter? global warming! Gas prices high? global warming! Insurgents in Iraq? global warming! Overpopulation? global warming!

Here is a speech from last week.