Congratulations to the Democrats

The nation has sent a clear message, and that message has something to do with lingering dissatisfaction about some things and sort of disagreement on other things and we clearly want to go in a “new direction” which will be determined and announced soon. "It’s time for a change" in Washington from corrupt, over-spending, budget-busting, stem cell researching Republicans to corrupt, over-spending, budget-busting, embryonic stem cell researching Democrats, hoo-ray!

As for Iraq, no one knows for certain, but this election was a referendum on Iraq, (that’s what Brian Williams and Matt Lauer told me at least 30 times) or maybe it was a referendum on Rumsfeld…either way we have collectively sent slightly more Democrats to Washington to represent us than Republicans so clearly America has voted to either continue doing something in Iraq, or stop doing something in Iraq, or to continue doing certain things but stop doing other things in Iraq, but definitely Rumsfeld will resign by the end of the day. It’s a mandate with a capital "M".