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Monday, June 27, 2005

BUTTERED CAT ARRAY

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. And when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

2 Comments:

Blogger pagereader said...

Clever, hilarious.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and very hot...wheeeeew

11:07 PM  

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