Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Save the Planet!!

Cut Down the Trees! Or Kill the flatulent farm animals!

It turns out that methane, one of the "worst greenhouse gases" that we superpowerful humans are destroying the earth with is coming out of trees, and cow's and pigs....

So the next time you are thinking that you are driving a gas guzzling Sequoia and feeling a little self loathing...clear your conscience--slaughter a pig and prevent it from destroying the atmosphere. Or clear cut a forest...or poison a herd of cattle, anything to prevent those dangerous gases from accumulating in our atmosphere and raising the mean global temperature by .00015 degrees over the next 50 years.

You don't believe me? read this


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