Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Clooney to single handedly save Africa

George Clooney---former handy man for Mrs. G before later becoming an ER doctor at the gritty Chicago County General hospital--- has hung up his stethoscope in order to solve the significant humanitarian problems in Africa. No word on whether he will bring his Oscar to Darfur, but I am certain it will help. He plans on addressing the UN Security Council, to use his celebrity to bring the crisis to an end.

No word yet on why President Bush and his advisor's hadn't thought of this before....


Anonymous JW said...

Funny... but what are you doing?
I know it's easy to take shots at celebs, and it's questionable how much good it will do, but I respect stars who use their power for good.

11:03 PM  
Blogger djobe said...

Good point, J-Dub...I haven't appealed to Kofi even once to save the Darfuri's. This sounds like a job for Brangelina.

9:37 AM  

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