rich get richer...
A very cool discovery...my name was on the "unclaimed property registry" so I filled out a form and notarized it and blah blah blah....
Well the value was over 50 bucks so it wouldn't say what it was, but I called the office of the Sec of State who handles unclaimed property and they were able to confirm that I had somehow aquired 22 shares of Metlife stock. (I know how, I worked for metlife as a financial advisor for a short period of time in one of my former lives, basically long enough to get trained and licensed and make a couple of sales....)
Either way, its not every day that you find a penny on the ground. Apparently I just found 100,000 pennies.
Now everyone pound their fists in anger while shouting "tax cuts for the rich" as I contemplate liquidating my windfall and paying the capital gains tax (which is now lower, Thank you, Mr. President.)
I am just kidding, it's not that much money, but it is fun when it comes out of nowhere....
Well the value was over 50 bucks so it wouldn't say what it was, but I called the office of the Sec of State who handles unclaimed property and they were able to confirm that I had somehow aquired 22 shares of Metlife stock. (I know how, I worked for metlife as a financial advisor for a short period of time in one of my former lives, basically long enough to get trained and licensed and make a couple of sales....)
Either way, its not every day that you find a penny on the ground. Apparently I just found 100,000 pennies.
Now everyone pound their fists in anger while shouting "tax cuts for the rich" as I contemplate liquidating my windfall and paying the capital gains tax (which is now lower, Thank you, Mr. President.)
I am just kidding, it's not that much money, but it is fun when it comes out of nowhere....
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That's it. You're not getting my $10.00 for the poker lesson on Tuesday.
Congrats!
CM
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