And I liked 'em before....

"Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants," Ananova.com reports:
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection. . . .
BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing [sic] of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

There are so many things that could be said...

In the interest of fairness, where will I implant my IPod?